The Princess of the Castle.

Most people play in the park with their parents on lazy summer afternoons when they are small.  They play games, and sing those little kiddie rhymes from the top of the swingset.  

I, unlike those people, go to the park on rainy spring mornings and sing those little kiddie rhymes to no one in particular.  

I'm the princess of the castle, and you're all dirty rascals.  

Actually, I think everyone secretly wants to play on the swings. 

Indulge I say.  

There's that wonderful little place, when swinging, somewhere between going up and coming down, where you can see the whole park kingdom stretched out in front of you before, inevitably, you must decide to come back down, or jump. 

Jump. I always jump. It's way more fun if you jump.